Since her death in 1979, the woman who discovered what the universe is made of has not so much as received a memorial plaque. Her newspaper obituaries do not mention her greatest discovery. […] Every high school student knows that Isaac Newton discovered gravity, that Charles Darwin discovered evolution, and that Albert Einstein discovered the relativity of time. But when it comes to the composition of our universe, the textbooks simply say that the most abundant atom in the universe is hydrogen. And no one ever wonders how we know.
*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it
My heart hurts when I think of all the things I haven’t done
i paid a professional voiceover actor to read my friends vulgar steam aliases part iii: musical score edition
this is the greatest post on tumblr everyone stop it’s over
The most perfect conclusion about how “virginity” came to be I’ve ever encountered.
I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important it changes who a woman is.